January 2010
33 posts
10 RILLINGTON PLACE(1971)
The generally underrated Hollywood craftsman Richard Fleischer directed this true crime story that is generally more regarded today than upon its release in 1971. I think it is probably the most horrifying depiction of pure evil I’ve ever seen. Especially since that evil is embodied by Richard Attenborough, director of Gandhi and everyone’s favorite grandpa from Jurassic Park.
The...
GOD WAS WRONG!
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Ed Avery (James Mason) in BIGGER THAN LIFE(1956)
George Lucas re-edits STAR WARS opening.
FINALLY… THE PUNISHMENT FITS THE CRIME!
Near Dark Twilight-ized
Original poster art from Kathryn Bigelow’s kick-ass 1987 vampire flick NEAR DARK.
Poster art for vampire phenomenon TWILIGHT(2008)
Cover art for NEAR DARK 2009 blu-ray release
Many tweenage girls lives will be ruined after falling for this one.
LENO SUCKS!!!!!! →
Watch Jay Leno bomb over and over again.
The Book of Eli
If you, like me, enjoy when Denzel Washington clearly states that he doesn’t want any trouble and they give it to him anyway and then he has to show them why he doesn’t want any trouble over and over again in increasingly violent ways… well… this is the movie for you. I quite enjoyed it.
Get Well Baby Gorilla
I try, and will continue to try, to not post personal things on my blog. But I really am emotionally busted-up about the suicide attempt by Artie Lange. There are many things in my life that I love: family, friends, movies, t.v., music, art, literature, comedy, etc. etc. But nothing brings me joy like The Howard Stern Show does 20 hours a week, nearly every week. I never miss a minute. And Artie...
The Best Films of The Decade
I’m not a film critic. I love what I love. I’m not gonna write much about the movies here but if you haven’t seen them, please do.
1. INGLORIOUS BASTERDS - 2009 - Quentin Tarantino. This is one of the greatest feats of cinema ever. A genuine giant-sized entertainment mixed with a celebration of cinema, a hilarious reinvention of history, a giant bowl of brilliant performances,...
THE BEST FILMS OF 2009
1. INGLORIOUS BASTERDS - Frankly, the best movie in about 20 years. It delivers on every level. It’s a richly satisfying popcorn movie, an emotional roller coaster, a giant dish of brilliant performances across the board and leaves you thinking about it for days. When’s the last time you could say that about an entertainment? Not to mention it’s the greatest tribute to cinema...
Women Warren Beatty Probably Slept With
Just guessing, but based on that number near 12,000 and his Hollywood residence it seems likely that the following babes were tapped by Mr. B’s magic bratwurst.
1. Ruth Buzzi
Even though the baggy stockings probably prevented Warren’s preferred method of ‘lift and pump,’ anyone who would fly a double mastectomy survivor across country surely would have no problem with...
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I may never be able to listen to Elliot Smith’s “Bottle Up and Explode” in quite the same way again.
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I frisked a thousand young punks.
– Capt. McCluskey(deceased)